PADDY'S IRISH PUB

paddys pub has been around since 1776 when the founding fathers used to drink here we were there when the liberty bell cracked actually we might have caused it lol anyway the bar is owned by the gang which is mac dennis dee charlie and frank mac is the bouncer hes really good at karate (in his mind) dennis is the bartender and thinks hes really cool dee is the waitress but shes really bad at it charlie is the janitor he does all the charlie work like killing rats and stuff frank is the money guy hes also dees dad maybe anyway we have great drinks and a pool table and theres only been like 3 stabbings this month which is way down from last year the health inspector hasnt shut us down yet which is pretty good considering the yuck puddle in the bathroom charlie says its alive but we dont talk about that come visit us were at 3rd and dickinson in south philly or maybe 2nd and dickinson we forget also our wifi is stolen from the chinese fish factory next door so its kinda slow but its free the bar smells like smoke because charlie burns trash in the furnace but you get used to it after a while we promise the rats are mostly under control now